Witty Answers!
 
Questions, Replied with witty answers! Customer :  Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter :  Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. Customer :  Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter :  That's all right sir, he won't drink much. Customer :  Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter :  So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? Customer :  Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter :  I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. Customer :  Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter :  Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?